am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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