Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b