and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
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25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...