Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Couch. On fire.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early