So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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