so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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