He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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