i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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