so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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