come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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