I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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