i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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