brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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