I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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