I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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