I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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