I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
