I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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