doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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