new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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