im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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