**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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