If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him