Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.