The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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