You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank