So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now