On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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