i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats