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(303): View more from Colorado

I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.

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(303): I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit. http://tfl.nu/klcc

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wait, did i just see you litter out your window??

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umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.

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(713): wait, did i just see you litter out your window?? (281): umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out. http://tfl.nu/y9ae

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(707): View more from California

Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.

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(707): Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping. http://tfl.nu/7pjn

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It's always exciting to touch a new boob.

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(814): It's always exciting to touch a new boob. http://tfl.nu/e374

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?

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(570): Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting? http://tfl.nu/d43k

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(561): View more from Florida

if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat

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(561): if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat http://tfl.nu/bqtg

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.

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(413): I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3. http://tfl.nu/k38v

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She brought up feelings... her days are numbered

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(704): She brought up feelings... her days are numbered http://tfl.nu/9lng

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.

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(724): Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours. http://tfl.nu/4ug0

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(618): View more from Illinois

Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.

(270): View more from Kentucky

No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.

(618): View more from Illinois

Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.

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(618): Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you. (270): No, that's okay. Don't worry about it. (618): Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway. http://tfl.nu/gcov

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(773): View more from Illinois

What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.

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Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.

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We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?

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(773): What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat. (1-773): Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious. (773): We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru? http://tfl.nu/d3s4

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(937): View more from Ohio

I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.

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(937): I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast. http://tfl.nu/9len

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment

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Thank god I got my shit together

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(203): Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment (410): Thank god I got my shit together http://tfl.nu/mezm

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.

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(304): I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck. http://tfl.nu/h7qy

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(515): View more from Iowa

Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day

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(515): Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day http://tfl.nu/z36i

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