is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.