wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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