I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(