Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers