I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??