Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"