in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Sober January is a disaster.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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