Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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