rhymes with "ouble enetration"
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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