Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Why did my mother make you get naked?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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