Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.