I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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