why didn't you poke me back
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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