i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
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Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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