put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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