I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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