Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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