how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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