sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive