Christians are straight up FREAKS
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Who says no to sex and donuts?!