so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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