I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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