every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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