Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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