I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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