I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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Also, beer. Big fan.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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