i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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