It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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