At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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