I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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